So Biff is one dopey dog. Well, just more or less skidish and goofy. We came home tonight after having spent less than 15 minutes inside all day (church, hanging out of Stephanies parents, Steph getting her nails done, more church, back to the in-laws) and I started giving some love to the dogs and I smell a very nice, calming smell reeking from the snout of Biff. It almost smelt like some basil, but I don’t have any basil growing. wtf? It couldn’t be the lemon balm, its sitting in the middle of the table outside. Nope. All the lemon scented leaves and gone. Apparently it smelled some good that Biff decided to take care of it first. That erked me.
Then yesterday was Gizmo. The dog that plays outside and craps inside. I swear he has brain issues. I picked up three piles of crap from him in one day!!! He pisses me off sooo much. I do have to give him credit though. He is a pretty good aim when he wants to. One of the piles was smack on the toe of my work shoes. That’s not all though, to top things off this wasn’t just a normal poo, it was a bit runny. Even after cleaning the shoe it still smells like crap. Literally. I know it rained all day yesterday buddy, but you do have a nice covered patio that you can use.
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at least it was the toe and not in the opening
Oh Biff! Oh Gizmo! What are you two thinking? You really are two lucky dogs, you have really good parents. You should be nice to them. Mimi loves you.
urrr, ruff! Baloo here…I like to chomp on grass and sometimes nom on some big sticks. I don’t poo inside too much, but if I do it is always in the same spot so my second mommy can clean it up easier. It is hard to hold sometimes! rrruuufff!